I'm protecting the bard from vengeful royal cuckolds.

我是在保護詩人免受戴綠帽子的貴族尋仇

Do as the bard asks or I'll be forced to draw my weapons.

照詩人說的做 不然我就不得不動武了

Gwyllyn the bard, he'll be singing in the hall tonight before the gathering.

吟游詩人戈威林 今晚集會前會在 大廳里演唱

Like the bard says: save the bold moves for the brilliant players.

就像吟游詩人們說的: 把大事交給有本事的人去干

With apologies to the bard, pray borrow cupid's wings, soar with them above to this our common bed.

對那吟游詩人道歉 只愿借愛神一雙翅膀 展翅飛到我們的連理床

The bard usually doth not goeth upon his own stage, if you will, but the cast and crew insisted.

詩人可不會自己上臺 但所有演職人員堅持哥參演