I ain't no *ing wrangler. I'm the groomer.

我不是牧人 我是美容師

What did you say your business was? I'm a dog groomer.

你說(shuō)你是干什么的來(lái)著 狗狗美容師

Hi. I'd be there myself, but I've been stuck at the dog groomer's all day.

你好 我應(yīng)該自己去的 但我一整天都被困在狗狗美容師這里了

Our groomer is new and overwhelmed, and we're just working out some kinks.

美容師是新來(lái)的 不知所措 我們正在磨合

And it's much closer to the dog groomers where I get my nails and goatee trimmed.

而且這兒離狗狗美容師近多了 我指甲和山羊胡都是在那兒修的

And since you're dating the cat groomer, the four of us could be couple friends.

既然你和那位貓寵美容師在一起了 我們四個(gè)可以成為情侶朋友

Boy, I am glad I got married before I hit the cat groomer phase of being single.

天啊 還好我結(jié)婚了 不會(huì)去追什么貓美容師

Sure, you'll act all friendly, gain his trust, chauffer him around on his little errands to the groomer and whatnot, but all the while, you'll be studying him, scouring out his weaknesses, biding your time till we're ready to strike.

當(dāng)然了 你得表現(xiàn)得十分友好 贏得他的信任 跟著他上班 送他去做美容之類(lèi)的 但同時(shí) 你也要研究他 找出他的弱點(diǎn) 等待時(shí)機(jī) 直到我們準(zhǔn)備出手為止