Durian is bound to be my life's a passing, but because he let me leave some unforgettable memories.(榴蓮注定是我生命中的一名過客，但是因為他，讓我留下了一段刻骨銘心的回憶。)

Durian many valve, I took the smallest one, ah!(榴蓮有很多瓣，我拿了最小的一瓣，啊！)

A little more than ever, who call you fool durian under the tree?(從此多了個小傻瓜，誰叫你在榴蓮樹下呢？)

Durian, we all love you.(榴蓮，我們都愛你。)

Durian is my favorite fruit. I think it tastes very delicious.(榴蓮是我最喜歡的水果。我認為它嘗起來很美味。)

Thailand people love to invite the customer to durian.(泰國人很喜歡拿榴蓮招待客人。)

They are banned on Singapore’s Mass Transit System (there are even No Durian signs there!).(這種水果被禁止在新加坡的公共車上（那里甚至張貼了禁止攜帶榴蓮的標志）。)

Audience: change to feed pigs. Anyway, durian is smelly as pig. Hahaha.(聽眾：改行去養豬吧，反正榴梿和豬一樣臭。哈哈哈…)

But durian lovers are horrified by the prospect of a no-smell durian.(然而，榴蓮愛好者對無臭榴蓮的發展前景大為恐懼。)

Durian clan refers to ill-tempered co-workers who have been working for many years and are emotionally prickly.(榴蓮族，是對職場中有一定工作資歷，但脾氣像榴蓮一樣又臭又硬的同事。)