I'll be sorting the cushions out behind them.

我就開(kāi)始整理他們身后的靠墊

Bones in the hand, there's no cushion.

手骨受傷 因?yàn)闆](méi)有緩沖物

I was the victim of a whoopee cushioning.

我成為了放屁坐墊的受害者

It was in my house, under a cushion by the chair.

在我家 椅子上的一個(gè)坐墊下面

All those cushions on on your 'designer sofa'.

沙發(fā)墊啊 你那張"設(shè)計(jì)師沙發(fā)"上的那些

There were a couple things under the cushions, but..

墊子下面有些東西 不過(guò)

Maybe I'll grab a pillow for a cushion.

要不我再拿個(gè)枕頭吧 當(dāng)墊子用

I fashioned the squirrel pelts into a cushion.

我用松鼠的皮毛做了個(gè)漂亮的抱枕

Just not on my son, the couch cushion.

就是別坐在我兒子上了 那個(gè)沙發(fā)靠墊

And I was thinking, imagine if these cushions could talk.

我在想 想象下這些墊子會(huì)說(shuō)話