To be clear, I did have sex with the customs guy, but not in customs.

我解釋一下 我的確是有跟海關人員* 但不是在海關里搞

A customer is a customer, but he ain't one of us.

顧客就是顧客 他不是我們的人

And, remember, a happy customer is a returning customer.

還有記住 把客人招待好了才會有回頭客

So, you, as you're not a customer you're not supposed to come through the customers' door.

所以 既然你不是顧客 你就不該從顧客入口進來

It is not... it is not in our custom.

這不是... 這不是我們的傳統

I would, but I'm not here as a customer.

會的 但我不是以顧客的身份來的

And where I did that with several thousand customers, he was doing it with 30 or 40 million customers.

我為數千位用戶服務 而他卻在為三四千萬位用戶服務

Half of 'em are paying customers, even, and the customers are the good ones.

甚至有一半是花錢進來的顧客 那些顧客都很厲害

First rule of customer service: a satisfied customer tells two people.

客戶服務第一準則 一位顧客滿意 會告訴兩個人

If you're adding customers like crazy, you lose money on customers in the first few months.

如果客戶人數瘋狂增加 在起初幾個月 你會在客戶身上虧錢