Now any kind of philosophy like that, it's, you know, jam tomorrow, jam yesterday, but never jam today.

現如今那樣的哲學 都會擠壓明天 擠壓昨天 但是絕不會擠壓今天

You try to jam me up, I'll jam you right back.

你要給我添堵 我也會給你添堵的

Left hand to the huge ear jug thing, switch the feet, match the big jug, left foot jams into the crack, then you see righthand down pulling on the top part of the jug, left hand goes into this flared slot thing, which you can either fist jam or hand jam, either way, it's like a flare jam in the slot.

左手移到巨大的耳形巖點 換腳 兩手同時抓住那個大巖點 左腳卡在巖縫里 然后右手扣在大巖點上向下拉 左手伸進張開的狹縫中 用拳頭或者手卡在里面 卡在楔形縫隙中

exgirlfriend's jam, dude. I put a ban on jam.

我前女友的感受 伙計們 我給它封上封條

But then the people who had only had a *all amount of jam from the stall with only a few samples, they were actually up for buying some jam.

但那些在少量樣品的攤前 只嘗了一點的人 才是真正有購買意向的

And they found that the people that had had like a shittonne of jam didn't actually want to buy any jam.

然后他們就發現 試吃了很多種果醬的人 其實并不想買果醬

Again, get a nice spoonful of jam, lay it on top of the custard and just take the jam to the outside of the ramekin.

挖一大勺果醬 抹在蛋奶凍上面 并且和小盅口齊平

I read about this thing, this study, that was in, like, the supermarket, where they set up, like, these stalls like, these tasting things where they had like 28 different jams or something, and they set up this other stall where they had like five sets of jam.

我讀過一項研究 是在... 在超市里 他們設立攤位 免費試吃之類的 他們擺出28種不同的果醬 又在另外一個攤位上只擺5種

I read about this thing, this study, that was in, like, the supermarket, where they set up, like, these stalls like, these tasting things where they had like 28 different jams or something, and they set up this other stall where they had like five sets of jam.

我讀過一項研究 是在... 在超市里 他們設立攤位 免費試吃之類的 他們擺出28種不同的果醬 又在另外一個攤位上只擺5種

For me, I'm here because it gets me out of a jam.

但我來 是因為這可以幫我跳出泥潭